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A quote by Machiavelli. What it really means is it is not necessary to feel at a loss when forced to suffer the presence of those who are easily offended. Because those who are easily offended are also easily manipulated.
Feminist: How could you not know women only make 77 cents on the dollar compared to men? Are you stupid or something? You gutless male swine!
Me: Forgive me madam, I'm just not as well versed in economics as someone with a gender studies degree.
Feminist: Oh I'm sorry, it's just that I get kinda angry sometimes!
Me: No worries, what you say sounds so complex it goes over my head. My friend Steve on the other hand, well, he's always making misogynistic jokes I'm sure he could benefit from your insight.
Feminist: Where is he?The bastard!!
Me thinking: (Hmm, the easily offended...)
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when u gotta boyfriend and u steady hittin on every guy u see.
boy:ya girl u sould come over...
girl:no i cant hang out i gotta man and im gonna b easily tempted
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Good movie with sexy Morris Chestnut and Tarodgi Hinson. Check it out
Lets watch Not Easily Broken with that sexy man Morris Chestnut!
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A parody band. Also called EDBSO for short. Comprised of three members, Nick Roome, Kele Powell, and Joey Ebert. Kele is more focused on the writing as opposed to the singing, which happens to be Joey's forte, while Nick is somewhere in the middle. They have several parodies created including, but not limited to the following:
Get in shape (Gwen Stefani, Sweet Escape)
Computer Log on (Simple Plan, Untitled)
Crappy Little Corvette (All American Rejects, Dirty Little Secret)
You Give my Tooth a Bad Pain (Bon Jovi, You Give Love a Bad Name)
Easily Distracted (by Shiny Objects) is the most awesomest band ever!
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After cramming a girl. Mostly all you have to do is add a little urnine to help her slide into the toilet easier. The girl might yell and be mad at the start, but she will thank you later.
Just to make this random girl not be to bad for her. Instead of cramming her. I made it an Easily Sliding Cram.
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The pharase which Heroic Master Chief fails to understand, because it is the truth
It has been proven, Mario pwns Aeris easily
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