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A NY suburb of 99% Bronx-Italian expatriates. Often believes The Bronx is the capital of the world.
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Town in Westchester, NY that thinks they are the shit. The town is divided into two main classes. You have the people who think they are black yet hate black people with a passion and are as white as a piece of paper. Then there are the skaters who are often seen hanging out in front of Stop and Shop, Blockbuster, Exxon and in the lot behind the Eastchester library. Both classes are stoners and drunks that get fucked up every day. Often seen feuding with people from their rival and superior neighbor Tuckahoe.
You know the town is weak when it takes 40 of their guys to take on 10 from another town like Tuckahoe.
The people in the town are the definition of wigger.
I bet you $100 to find one person in that town that doesnt drink or smoke.
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eastchester is a town full of fricken guidos. everyone wears either american eagle, hollister, abercrombie, and all of those other gay "preppy" clothes. about 99% of the town is fricken italian. i'm the only puerto rican in this whole town! the italians in this town who think that they are on top of it all drive mercedes and fricken escalades. there is nothing to do in this town and all the kids are the same. white, italian, guido, or prep. that is all of the classes of eastchester. and the kids who try to be ghetto, drive around their parents' benz and blast loud rap music like they are from the ghetto. please, they are all a bunch of italian rich kids. they dont know rap. i hope aliens take over this god damn town, because i cant take it nomore
ITALIAN 1: hey friend, after school, do you want to like go to like american eagle and spend like $200 of our parents' money?
ITALIAN 2: sure, like that will like be great. then afterwards, we can go to starbucks and spend like $7 on like a cup of coffee. my mom can give us a ride in her shiny escalade.
ITALIAN 1: sounds like fun!!! man, Eastchester is so great. i'm going to have to tell my dad to exchange his mercedes truck to get a new escalade so i can be just like you
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Eastchester=Grimy, boring-A$$ town full of posers, guidos, sluts, potheads, alcoholics and various other useless types of people. The majority of eastchester are the guidos. They are dumb guys that have the delusion that they are either black and/or part of the Italian mob. They wax their eyebrows, go tanning, and drive cars that people from the ghetto could never afford. Then you have the punks. They go to shows almost every weekend and when they're not at a show, they're usually doing drugs and/or drinking. Another group that tends to be close to the punks are the skaters. They are basically the same as punks except instead of shows, their passion is skateboarding. 90% of the guys in eastchester treat girls like shit, yet the girls put up with it. However, there are some smart girls that migrate from eastchester to yonkers or tuckahoe or crestwood. Most of these girls are backstabbing bitches and u can trust none of them. Everyone in eastchester over the age of 13 either drinks or smokes SOMETHING, and most people do a nice combination of the 2!!!
Guido: Yo, afta we smoke, im gonna call ma bitch and tap her, and den get ma eyebrows done.
Punk: Yo braaah, lets go to a show man! My girlfriends bringing whiskey!!
Skater: Wanna skate? or smoke trees? or do some shots? huh? girlfriend? FUCK HER!!!
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a gangsta town run by an overweight loser with backne amongst many other problems. he mumbles and has been quoted saying that he is in fact the best at everything. he has many nicknames, mostly "THE GLOCK". he has never touched a female and probably never will. he is loved by few and hated by many. he sleeps all day and drinks all night. fuck you glock!!
yo, im the glock and i run this fucken town of eastchester. now back the fuck up bitch!
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to any1 tht wrote these bad definitions of eastchester...it is very obvious that you are just jealous you can't afford to live in eastchester therefore you just say all this shit to get out ur spite!
eastchester is a wealthy town with 50thousand dollar taxes NOT THE GHETTO. sooo yeaa.SUCKIT.
"i cant afford eastchester so im moving to orange county=.FML!!"
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eastchester may be all this shit you say, but there is one person who doesn't drink or smoke or even think he is black...
Check out this site to see who...
www.stlawu.edu/sports/football/football.html
Eastchester High School
Class 2003
Where is my money... Bitch
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