Eat Face

in snowboarding: to have an extremely bad fall which caused you to get a mouth full of snow.

this jump looks intense. I'm going to eat face

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eat face

to win incredibly, or to destroy an opponent.

"I ate their faces with those headshots!"
"I gonna eat your face!"
Zombies eat face.

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eating face

vigorously swallowing another ones lips, making out ferociously, sucking face, sucking in another ones lips sloppyly

that akward couple in school at lockers who are making out and calling it "kissing" also known as eating face

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Eating Face

Can be used as a slang for the high you get from doing bathsalts. Also used when you physically eat someones face while on bathsalts. Also referred to as going zombie.

Q"Hey what did you do last night?"
A"Hung out, took bathsalts, ate a little face... you know, the usual."

Q"Hey i have some bathsalts, anyone wanna eat face?"

Q"What are you doing later?"
A"Eating face."

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Leopards Eating People's Faces Party

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)

Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."

I Don't Eat Ass Face

Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face

Terry: Fuck You!

sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"

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eat face

To have a really bad trip on acid.

1. "Oh man did you hear about that guy in Florida? He totally ate face. Literally."

2. "I'm not so sure about this acid. Got it off a new dealer. Sure hope I don't eat face."

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