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Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)
You: Here mom i made you eggs
Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!
Person 1: Yo I'm gonna put my dick in this bottle to see if it gets stuck.
Person 2: Yo that is so egg whites.
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Another word for semen. Also used by the rapper Pit Bull in his song Hotel Room Service: "oh, you're the healthy type, well, here goes some egg whites."
Girl 1: Remember that nasty scene from American Pie where she spits his egg whites into the water glass after giving him a BJ? SICK.
Girl 2: Yeah. But I've totally done it.
Girl 1: Yeah, me too. It's actually way more convenient than running to the bathroom to spit it out.
Girl 2: For sure. Gotta have that water glass on the nightstand!
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A woman's breasts, or tits. The nipples are the 'yolk of the egg' and the rest is the 'white.'
From "Bedrock" by Young Money
1. Be on my low starch, be on my egg whites.
2. That girl has sum huge egg whites.
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The act of waking up an unsuspecting person by ejaculating on their face.
She told me I only could spend the night if I made her breakfast in the morning, so I gave her an egg white delight.
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"I sucked george last night and swallowed his salty egg whites"
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When you can see the whites of an eye underneath the pupil and above the eyelid. The persons eye looks like an egg being cooked sunny side up.
"Number 10 on that team looks like a slow learner because of the egg whites in his eyes."
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