when an aquaintance thinks they've found the perfect mate for you by their own complex system of "compatibility matching" and attempts a set-up. usually doesn't work out.
Dude, my landlord is trying to pull an eharmony on me with that girl who wears the ho boots.
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When two ugly people are together, and no one can understand how either could be attracted to the other.
person1: Dude, how did those two hook up? They're both so hideous.
person2: I know, they're such an eHarmony match.
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A web site where gangsters and thugs go to search for some lovin’.
"Damn, this ho here on Bone Thugs-N-eHarmony.com is hella fine. I would love to make her my bottom bitch some day."
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