elaborate condom

Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:

'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."

Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!

(Trust me, chicks love it...)

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Elaborate Trap

Elaborate Trap, also known as iTrap, is a sub genre of Trap Music. It's a loaded term meant to distinguish the crowd pleasing, gangster friendly Trap from the more refined and intelligent, gentleman's Trap music.

Usually enjoyed by listeners that enjoy the 808 sub bass, sped up hi hats and layered synthesisers that typify the genre, but are not entrenched in the drug fuelled, cough syrup soaked roots. Elaborate trap is just as at home in the lounge, over a cup of earl grey, as it is in the Club.

"What are you listening to right now?"

"Elaborate Trap, you probably haven't heard of it."

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over-elaborate wank

An act of masturbation, the details of which prove to be so labyrinthine in complexity, as to seriously compromise the chances of the protagonist surviving.

Michael Hutchence died of an over-elaborate wank.

Refuses to elaborate further

By definition, it means to stop explaining your points and leave others hanging. This provides evidence for a potential Sigma candidate that will make woman go high for some damn reason.

Commonly used with the “Sigma” meme behind a right Chevron (>)

Girl: Hey! Can you come over tonight?
Male: No.
>Leaves
>Refuses to elaborate further

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MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER 122

THE BABIES AND CHILDREN PROPERTY ALAN I WALDMAN as per instructions and no WHORING AROUND!!!!!

ASSH0LE

WEAR THAT TUTU get hard by 2:08 and EAT 2 , and say ATE 2 for exactly the requirement 82 MINUTES = on the HOUR CLOCK 122 minutes and the crazy thing about as you could have ATE EIGHT TURDS which always equals the NUMBER 2 which is PERFCT ASS the BABIES AND CHILDREN want that perfect SWALL0W SHIT ACTION.

ELAB0RATE as the MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER 122 says PELICANS ARE BETTER ASSHOLE than a EAT SHIT DICK SHITEATER PERFECT.CHILDREN.BABY SCAT.ACTS PE0PHILE PEDOPHILE PED0 B0Y ALAN I WALDMAN says GAYE DENIS PASSES is 79.

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elaborable

adj. able to be elaborated on

upon researching his essay topic, he found it far from elaborable

force elaborating

Forcing someone to elaborate even if they don’t want to.

Why aren’t you force elaborating with me?
Cause I don’t want to elaborate.