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The ability to bounce back from hurt such as heartbreak. It's mentioned in "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" for young love when Tom hurts Becky Thatcher.
I'm broken-hearted but I have an elastic heart… I'll be okay.
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When one tucks his penis in between his stomach and the elastic waistband of his boxers or whitey tighties in order conceal his hard-on.
Jason and I had to employ the elastic save when that hot bitch got naked.
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A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.
Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.
Any series of physical exercises designed to squeeze one’s arse into a pair of pantyhose, snug jeans, and such.
I almost collapsed from exhaustion and dehydration after a grueling session of elastics gymnastics with a pair of tights.
When a man puts an elastic band around his ball bag to keep his penis erect by cutting the flow of blood to his penis
Have you ever tried elastic balls? It keeps ur penis hard so you can wank all night
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When one hides a potentially embarassing erection by pointing it in the upward direction and discreetly tucking it inbetween his stomach and the elastic waistband of his underwear. This technique is mostly used during social events when the erectionee is caught off gaurd and forced to stand up in front of a large group of people in a well-lit area where a hard on is nearly impossible to hide.
While watching a porn in the other room my mother came home and I quickly did the elastic trick and proceeded upstairs like nothing happened
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A rubber band used by recovering cutters to create simillar pain to what they are used to.
You're gonna stop cutting now?
Yeah, I'm gonna use an emo elastic to help.
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