elboner

an act in which your arm sticks straight out, thus making your elbow un-flaccid: an elbow boner, short for elboner. Similar to a kneerection, which incorporates your leg.

"Oh, look, Will has an elboner again, and all the girls can see it."

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Elbonics

The way people talk when they have an elbow in thier mouth.

"Purlf? Sdnurg?"

"What the fuck is Reggie talking about?"

"Oh he's speaking elbonics, man."

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Elboning

To fuck a girl with your elbow.

My wrists were getting pretty tired, so I switched to some aggressive elboning.