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Electoral College

The most undemocratic part of the election process in the U.S.
While many voting enthusiasts try to convince America that their vote DOES matter, the 2008 election is proof that your vote doesn't count for shit. While the popular vote was only 7 percent apart, the electoral vote was 35 percent apart; proof positive that the electoral college anally reamed America and the whole concept of Democracy.

Worker #1:"You going to vote on Tuesday?"

Worker #2:"Nah. What's the point? The electoral college is gonna do whatever the hell it wants to anyway."

by IndependentForever November 3, 2009

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electoral college

The worthless piece of crap system that elected our current old white rich guy.

The electoral college is the most worthless piece of shit I have ever seen in my life! Look who it elected!

by JesusIsMyDaddy January 30, 2017

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Electoral college

The chosen elite who *actually* get to vote for the president, while you're out pretending your vote means something.

Bob: Hey Mary, we got the same polling place, wanna go make our voices heard?
Mary: Ain't nobody gonna hear my voice with the electoral college speaking all over me.

by JillyBeane December 14, 2013

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Electoral College

A group of people, where most Americans think it is a school, actually decide the next president of the US.

Donald trump won the 2016 election by having more votes in the electoral college, despite having less popular votes than Hillary Clinton.

by penis baby ๐Ÿ‘ถ ๐Ÿผ has November 15, 2020

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alternate elector

1. Seditious traitor.

A member of the GOP recommended alternate electors in an attempt to overturn the legal election.

by island thinker December 15, 2020


Electoral Cycle

(n) The vortex created when flushing a toilet. Rumored to flow in reverse in the democratic countries of the southern hemisphere.

As the republicans shoved corn dogs in their mouths in a frantic bid to please the citizens of Iowa, I wiped and sent them into an electoral cycle, and washed my hands.

by Zampanino August 17, 2011


Polling the electorate

To Suck a Dick

When Bobby asked Sam where Dean was, Sam responded by saying "He's Polling the electorate"

by APassAtChuckBass February 11, 2009

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