Elfin

"Elfin" is a condition when a bar is full of all these dorky and squirelly white men and NO women.

"Forget this place - it's totally elfin!"

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Elfin Grot

1) A covert crack-house, usually specialised in stock of the magic mushroom variety. Referred to in 'La Belle Dame Sans Merci' where the writer John Keats expresses his love for narcotics. One interpretation is that the 'Elfin Grot' is the home place of 'La Belle Dame' where she seduces the knight. Another interpretation, the right one, is that John Keats is a smackhead.

2) The name given to a witch's vagina.

1)

Male 1: This is good stuff, where dya get it?

Male 2: The skanked up Elfin Grot.

2)

Male: You'd be amazed what I can do with my wand ;)

Female: Go on then, whack it in me Elfin Grot.

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dirty elfine

someone that always does what their daddy says, sex with strangers is key but the act of loving sexual intercourse is a nono. has to include diagrams/drawings beforehand <333

did you hear about krystal? her dad left so her mum pulled a dirty elfine