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Please stop saying dumb things....YOU ARE NOT EVEN MAKING SENSE
Kai meta o elio eipe oti auto einai ena kotopoulo LOL FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!
Elio is the sweetest thing on planet earth anyone to get a grip of this fast paced gay is sure to fall in love with their new bestie, BESTIE?!?! Oh yes elio will love you unconditionally except you into her heart with a snap of his/their/her two fingers. Not only is Elio super sweet but is a literal ray of sunshine, she/he/they are the walking definition of sunshine, bright bubbly, warm and beautiful, Elio is the type to sing their heart out in the carpool karaoke and never miss a beat, don’t be fooled by this golden child for they are the most childish person you’ll ever meet, did I mention that they have a wild side, oh yes every gorgeous Elio is just a little bit insane in the head, maybe plotting your death or selling your hair on the black market, chow anyways Elio is the one to keep around, they’ve been through some shit but they always seem to smile at the end of a day
Person1: did it just get bright in here
Person2: nah that’s just Elio
Person1: whatca want to watch
Person2: I heard Elio talk about they new serial killer documentary on Netflix they said it’s good
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Someone who is very annoying and dumb. Like they are such dumbasses to the point they can’t tell which no/know to use.
Look at this tiny ass elio, small dick bitch
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The act of having sex with a fruit of your choice and leaving a sticky wet mess everywhere. If your name is Elio you'll even be a dirty Elio.
Oliver: Did you just fuck a peach?
Elio: Yes but please don't eat it.
Oliver: oh you dirty dirty Elio
While gargling tequila you dip yo dick in tamarind n make a bitch suck it. Shoot in their mouth and finish it off with lime n salt.
Dude, I was getting in on with Jake, I got em to do a dirty Elio.
Afterward we went to get tacos.
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