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An act which is performed after sex. When a man cums on their partner's face, and then, before it's cleaned off, surprises them by tossing a handful of glitter on them.
I totally Elton Johned my girlfriend in bed last night.
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elton john is One of the best musicians ever to grace the world. once straight now homo, but that does not matter when you produse music like his. others hate him because he is 1. gay 2. soft. 3. amazing
Goth. elton john sucks
Me (with gun). no you suck, fuck the dark lord (shoots gun into goth's stomach)
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It’s the gay version of pulling off a "rock star" move. Being so fabulous, and over the top gay with something, that it just works and you get away with it. Anyone can have a Bedazzler, but is it gold plated?
Gay Tim 1. “I didn't think you could pull off that rhinestone jacket with that tiara"
Gay Tim 2 " Yah I totally Elton Johned that jacket and the doorman let me in to the club for free"
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A man sits down on a couch, bed, counter, etc. and the girl rides him in reverse-cowgirl with his cock in her ass. The man proceeds to bend her over and play the piano on her back, while singing/yelling one of Sir Elton John's greatest hits.
A: Dude, what were you doing last night, I heard you singing and her moaning.
B: Bro, I gave her the elton john
A: That explains why I heard you yelling rocket man!
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It doesn't mean what you think it means.
Chris: I was Elton Johning it.
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An Honored English Musician, noted for his flamboyant style and open homosexuality.
Real Name: Reginald Dwight
Reggie Dwight? Elton John was given 2 black-sounding first names "Reggie" and "Dwight", so he had to change them to 2 white-sounding first names, "Elton" and "John", probably to appeal to a mainly white audience. Funny.
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza!"
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