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A sexual act in which you are nailing a chick missionary style without a condom, and just as you are about to cum you scream, "I'm CUMMING!" Just as you blast your wad, you elbow drop the girl in the face, knocking her out cold. You then run like hell.
"Dude, remember that chick who was drunk at the party last night?"
"Yeah, I remember her. Did you nail her?"
"Hell yes, man, I gave her the Rock 'em Sock 'em! She won't remember who knocked her up!"
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# when you have no regards for a person, race or group of people, in which you may have differences, then "fuck 'em" (in the sense of screw them or to hell with them) and "feed 'em beans" (as in the they don't deserve anything of any value from your world)
The boys down the street won't let us into their group so I say "fuck 'em & feed 'em beans." They don't deserve the time of day from me.
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A sexual act that involves two males having sex with a female orally and vaginally/anally at the same time in what is sometimes referred to as a spit roast. Whilst doing this both males attempt to punch each other in the face.
I had a threesome two guys and a girl.
dude, that's gay.
nah, we played bop em cock em robots, there's nothing gay about fighting.
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Going to the barbershop and getting a bag full of hair and waiting until your friend, who is a notoriously frequent masturbater, passes out and glueing the hair onto his palms with Super Glue
Man, my girlfriend got pregnant just sitting on Dave's couch.I took 4 showers and still feel like I've been rummaging in the dumpster behind a porn theater. Next time we go drinking I'm going to give him the old Hair Em Scare Em.
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Fisting a woman's pussy and ass at the same, while alternating blows to the ass and pussy in a rock 'em sock 'em robot manner.
I almost got that bitch's head to pop off as I was Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Roboting her last night.
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When you take a metal tube, place it around one's shaft, and insert the erect penis into a female socket.
My penis was so hard it cut every condom I used so i had to put a metal tube around my cock so that I could fuck those pussies rock 'em cock 'em robots style.
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one who rocks and socks the cock
jill is such a rock em sock em slut
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