Emeral

"While having sex, pull out right before ejaculation. Go in your hand and before the girl realizes it, throw it in her face and shout "BAM, Spice it up a notch!!!"

"I pulled an Emeral on my girlfriend last night."

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Emer

Emer is a clumsy person that can't seem to walk in a straight line. Emer tends to walk into doors a lot.

Did you really fall over again. You're such an Emer.

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emerance

bitchy, straightforward and direct. A person with many friends and many interests, usually sporty, but holds grudges. will make it clear they despise you even if there is no reason for them to do so. Gets pissed off at the slightest things, incredibly nice to some people and incredibly rude to others, just depends on their judgement of you.

“How could someone be so cool and pretty but also bitchy and rude like emerance?”

Emer

A pretty girl with a great personality. Normally has an awesome Indian boyfriend.

You rarely see Indian kids with girlfriends, but the one I know is going out with an Emer!

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Emeric

A meme lord, usually owns an Instagram meme page and can supply an explanation or idea for any possible meme.

Person 1: "Hey look at ____ over there talking about the latest meme, it's almost like he's an expert"
Person 2: "I'd call him an 'Emeric.'"

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emer

emer is a shade of green

- what color is that?
- why its emer of course.

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Emer

Some girl you meet randomly and hook up with. Who then robs your sorry arse of all your clothes and money, leaving you stranded.

Person1: Dude, I need help. This chick I hooked up with last night totally robbed me. I need you to come and pick me up 'cause i'm butt naked and broke right now.

Person2: Ouch. Dude, you just met a total Emer.

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