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Any Emma is a gift that only some have the chance to get to know.
If you are friends with her then hot damn are you one lucky son of a gun.
Her voice is so sweet people drop to their knees before she even utters a note.
Her beauty is so absolute people lay on the ground so if it rains she can walk over them rather than wet her polished feet.
Her sexiness makes men ejaculate before she even enters the room, and will stun even the biggest playa into stunned silence.
Her parents were paid millions at her birth due to the fact they created such a genetically perfect child.
Emmas body is so curvy and perfect that men think shes Kim Kardashian from behind and Rosie Huntington Whitely to the front.
People who have the great honour of being touched by her, never wash again, as her touch protects them from diseases.
Emma cannot create a social networking profile as they fear she will shut down the internet with the traffic.
#Emma is the most popular twitter and instagram hashtag of all time.
When her death shall occur NASA have agreed to deploy a rocket to blow up the sun, as a life without Emma is not one worth living.
Boy: "That new girl Heather is so hot"
Boy 2: "You clearly haven't seen Emma yet"
Girl 1: "Oh my god look at that girl!"
Girl 2: "She's such an Emma!"
Girl 1: "I want to be her!"
Aideen: "Oh my God did you hear Emma dyed her hair?"
Doireann: "Yeah it was on the cover of every newspaper and all over Twitter this morning!"
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Crazy girl if you know one never let her out your sight
Emma is so funny
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The most awesome, down-to-earth, life-loving, music freak you could ever meet. She is beautiful and a usually happy-go-lucky person until you piss her off. She hates mainstream lovers, conformists, the government, and bad music. She is the perfect person for you.
Guys: Duuuuude, I wish I had an Emma.
Girls: I wish I was an Emma! I hate my life.
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An awesome girl who is friendly and beautiful. Usually talented at many things and has a good sense of humor.
Wow, she's a real Emma!
Emma is awesome at everything!
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Emma is a girl that is amazingly beautiful, has wonderful eyes, has a positive attitude on everything, has a great sense of humor but has an appropriate amount of seriousness, overall Emma's are wonderful girls... If you ever run across one just admire her beauty and thank her for that...
Dude #1: Man is that Emma?
Dude #2: Hell yeah!
Dude #1: Fuck man we should go thank her for her beautiful body...
Dude #2: Lets go!
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always amazing and beautiful, takes your breath away.Never unhappy even if things look bad.Always a freind.
"that was the worst day ever"."Then the days can only get better"said emma
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Emma is the most amazing person in existence. She's beautiful, smart, kind, funny, honest, and trustworthy. She has the most gorgeous eyes and absolutely flawless hair. She personally thinks she looks bad with glasses but in reality, she looks even better. But astonishing she may look, her personality is no more different, and if not, it's better. She'll cheer you up when you're down, and she'd be there for you when you need it. Talking to her is always fun and enjoyable, and knowing that she's in your life, feels like an honor. Emma is most likely an angel in disguise.
Wow, Emma is too perfect for this world.
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