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Facts about Emory:
1. You went here bc you didn't get into Georgetown, Duke and/or Cornell (but you don't tell anyone this)
2. You regret very much going to Emory when you come home & hear stories from your friends at state schools(good looking girls, easy classes, better Greek life)
3. If you're Jewish, you automatically have an advantage when it comes to meeting the opposite sex.
4. Your decision to come to Emory bc of its name doesnt pay off in the end as you enter the business world and NO ONE has heard of your school ("Wait, so you went to Embry Riddle? You a pilot?")
5. You start reffering to NYC as "the city".
You know anyone from Emory who's going to partying in "the city" over break?
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A private university located in Atlanta, GA. Since it accepts students based on their SAT scores, 40% of the students are Asian. In other words, you can smell Kimchi and fried rice everywhere.
A: Dude, what the fuck is this smell?
B: It's called Kimchi, man. It always smells like this at Emory.
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1) a private university in Atlanta
2) home of the offspring of wealthy southern protestant gawd-fearing NRA members of a republican jackass persuasion
Who did you vote for?
Bush.
Why?
Because daddy did!
Where do you go to school again?
Emory.
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Emori is that real down to earth girl that never gives up. You can never catch her not smiling or joking around. She is nice to everybody an cares about everybody's feelings. You would want to be her friend and treat her nicely because she is a great person.
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Emory is someone who will always put others before herself, she is someone who faces the hardest struggle and is still worried about the minor inconvenience in your life. Emory is the kindest and the most selfless person you could ever meet.
This is my best friend Emory, she’s the sweetest person you’ll ever meet!
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The prettiest of all girls. And who is kind, sharing, confident, and good at a ton of thing.
Wow is that Emorie gosh she's cool
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A very prestigious and elite university in Atlanta, Georgia that is known as the Harvard of the South. It is a commonly known fact that this school is better than Rice University, Vanderbilt University and even Duke University. Emory has world-class academics as well as an amazing social scene.
Emory dude: Yo, I'm so smart... I got into Emory...
Vanderbilt dude: nice!!! yo, I got into Vandy! Pretty impressive eh?
Emory dude: ...n00b.
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