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enabled

The opposite of someone who is disabled. This is an able-bodied person who manipulates the system to get out of working, being a responsible parent, and a productive citizen.

Paul: My great uncle's V.A. benefits continue to get cut. He literally eats a can of beans for dinner to save for gas money to drive 83 miles each way to the V.A. hospital each week! Meanwhile, his neighbor - an able-bodied fuck - has never worked, has the government pay for his kid's daycare, gets free bus passes that he throws away, sells his EBT benefits for weed, and brags about how he rips off the government that he hates!!
Steve: He was a sniper in the Marines, right?
Paul: Yeah, he was. 23 kills.
Steve: He should shoot that enabled trash.

by von groovy June 13, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


enable

to shit on someone with a large dose of self esteem.

modern, fits category of politically correct, or newspeak

Boss: I'm going to enable reps to take collections on cancelled accounts.

All: Yessum

by Jeff Barouch June 28, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


enablers

Enablers are people how start & finish the party. Usualy its a ghetto puggy drug dealer or a white slam puppy girl. They usualy get everyone fucked up and then laught about it later. There names are usualy Moe & fee but names can change.

why do fee & moe always got people fucked up?? because they are enablers

by goodgrlgon3bad21 June 21, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


Enabling

(verb) the action of sub-consciously getting a girl to fall in love with you. An enabler is extremely precise and strategically tactful. They will engage in constant texting, planning of casual dinners and RomCom date nights. An enabler does not limit himself to one target and will occupy his time in multiple engagements with girls often in the same group of friends.

After a girl is successfully enabled; the "enabler" becomes officially bored and will subsequently deploy the response mechanism known as disabling. A disabler will refuse to response to messages/calls and avoid social events where the "enablee" will be in attendance

Guy 1: Why are you so upset?
Guy 2: I've got to stop enabling these Melbourne girls. They get upset if I shower them in affection and then delete them from facebook after I'm bored
Guy1: You need to work on your disabling techniques man

by Notbadmate May 7, 2012

6๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Thot Enabler

A dude, especially a cuck, pleb or incel who let thots walk all over them and enable them to continue their thot ways. This can include lounging in the friend zone with no plans to escape, putting hoes on pedestals, buying meals for a thot and receiving no pussy, etc.

Bro you text her an hour after she left you on read?? Quit being a thot enabler

That thot enabler got rejected and continues to like all her insta posts and DM heart eyes. SIMP.

by T-ray-V January 9, 2020


yapper enablers

The hostile folks who gleefully set the stage for their endlessly annoying yapping canines to drive others to fits of screaming.

Yup, yapper enablers are not just lazy and irresponsible, they actually get off on having their dogs communicate โ€œfuck youโ€ to their neighbors for them.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021


Jew enabler

Term coined in 2011- the act of putting a jew in a situation where they stand to make monetary gain through their instincts a.k.a. jewstincts

Reilly was a jew enabler last night when he left the shop till unattended with a jew nearby.

by chucklefuck January 24, 2012

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