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ages, a long time
not used much now.
i havent seen you for eons.
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The most incredible guy you’ll ever meet. A gentleman, he’s kind, caring, loving, and has the sweetest smile. He has the purest of hearts, and the kindest soul. And, he’s extremely attractive.
Eon is the most amazing guy out there
A first world pompous preppy male or female. who follows the crowd, Speaks in text talk, is obsessed with Gucci and consumerism and has no real life experience other than spending daddy's money while being completely oblivious to any real world problem. All in All one of the main things wrong with the world today and a major reason that injustice, capitalism, racism starvation and war still exist in the modern world
Quotes include : (sounding shocked and disgusted) "OMG I like totally had to pay this company called eon for my electricity"
(confused) " Israel and Palestine" is that like a new brand it wont be as good as Gucci
(angry) " OMG I know who Tony Blair is he's the president duh"
(serious) " don't they speak Portuguese in Spain" ?
(Serious) " Omg Apple and Microsoft Don't care about money, they give all their money to starving orphans
(serious) " if Africa's like starving why don't they just move instead of asking for money all the time ffs"
moron first world preppy
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The amount of time Hell is measured in.
about 5-6 eons, which will be by the time the earth is no more
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The sexiest motherfucker out there
Eon's in the room, I am about to cum
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Exhale out nose
When you think somethings funny, but don't actually laugh out loud making LOL an inappropriate term.
Jeffrey:"The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking."
Annette: "EON"
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Eon Productions is a film production company known for producing the James Bond film series.
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