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When your vagina is so wide it spasms trying to grasp on to any dignity it has left
Side effects of being a whore may include pussy epilepsy; see definition.
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Occurs when your testicular region, or ballsack, suddenly has an uncontrollable epileptic seizure. This form of epilepsy is more common in males...
Kaitlyn: "What the hell is going on in that guy's pants?!"
Randall: "Oh, that's just Testicular Epilepsy."
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The condition responsible for the spasm which occurs immediately prior to premature ejaculation.
Your Mother: "Oh, are you...finished? Already?"
Me: "Damn I TOLD you I got penile epilepsy."
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Having your partner who has epilepsy sit on your penis, at which point switch off the lights and turn thr strobe on. Sit back and enjoy the ride :)
My girlfriend was twitchin so hard last night during our epilepsy sex session she nearly snapped my penis off.
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The paralysis and stunned expression one sees on the faces of those who have waited too long for their obligatory Holiday shopping and find themselves faced with a crush of advertising fueled retail zealots at the 11th hour.
#1: "Dude snap out of it we've got to get it over with."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
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a form of epilepsy that isn't all that bad but it makes you have short, kind of uncomfortable seizures that I really would prefer to not have.
It is also slange for what Emu's do on their days off. Little known fact right there.
Ex 1: Due to my Partial Onset Epilepsy, I have seizures sometimes and they make me feel quite ill (NOT the good kind of ill). On the plus side, I get to take anti-convulsent medication with many, many side effects. It is so great.
Ex. 2: I heard that when an Emu gets a day off it is refered to as Partial Onset Epilepsy. They could have picked a better nick-name. It is so not funny to make fun of neurological disorders. Emus are all terrible.
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When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.
Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.
The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)
Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!
*Dan dies laughing*
(Opposite version)
John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.
*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?
John: YES!
Dan: What? Wow!!