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A term of endearment for use by LAX bros. Similar to bro or broseph. This word was formed by the ability of laxers to turn ordinary words into bro words by putting bro in it. This particular term originates from the Dos Equis guy, otherwise known as The Most Interesting Man in the World. This term generally refers to LAX gods, or those of high broly stature.
Lax bro1: "Hey Bros Equis, what are you doing tonight?"
Lax bro2: "The usual, shotgunning Nattys with my spoon and my slampiece"
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When two males beat their boners on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment
John: Hey Tim you want a Dos Equis?
Tim: Yup
John: Alright lets do this Joe
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1- A human being who carries two X-chromosomes; a woman
2- Slang: a homosexual male
3- A good Mexican beer (if 'good beer' and 'Mexican' were not an oxymoron)
1- I really like the boobies on that dos equis.
2- My friend likes Tommy, but she doesn't have a chance because he's totally dos equis.
3- Oh you have Dos Equis? I'll just have water, thanks.
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A person who knows a lot about beer, particularly a certain kind of beer. Often also a connoisseur.
Steve: Dude! Bob just told me how many calories, grams of fat, and percent daily value of vitamin D that a bottle of Dos Equis has, without even looking at the label!
John: What a Dos Equis-pert!
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A language made out of letters, numbers, and mainly symbols. Mainly used by weirdos.
If you speak Equi you are a pedophile.
To allot equal time to several different tasks, each exclusively and in sequence. The opposite of multi-tasking, it encourages equal division of remaining time into regular chunks and assignation to each chunk a single task to be focused on exclusively. This is the opposite of the multi-tasking approach that tries to balance focus on all objectives concurrently.
"The human mind is not equipped to multi-task, but it can equi-task as though the software was written for the hardware in direct machine language."
"Equi-tasking is the load-balancing of executive time management."
Equishippers are those who do not identify with either pro-shippers or anti-shippers, but have moral objections to most concerns and oppose inc3sts, and any sensitive themes. However, when it comes to fictional age, they rate it based on how it is presented or according to the headcanon rather than some wiki canon ages (especially if it is not included with the media they like from outside sources), which is a moral grey area. It is up to each Equi-Shipper whether they will go against the wiki-listed age inconsistencies.
They ship things that may be judged "problematic" by some Antis but "boring" by Pros. So their ships are largely in the gray area, which is debatable.
Equishipper does not want to be classified as pro or anti because they are neither. They are quite fair in their evaluation of ships; if they find them bothersome, some will not interact and will just block if they are uncomfortable, while others will not draw attention. Will simply enjoy their ship from Headcanon in peace. Reasons for ship attachment before hearing canon ages and preference for headcanon. After all, it's all harmless fun to ship fictional characters.
"I consider myself as Equi Shipper because blanks reasons"
"As a Equi Shipper, I believe that Some Wiki ages don't make sense, while others do. I headcanon this character to older or the same age as blank. I don't want to be labeled as P3d0 because I like fictional ships and how I headcanon them for the longest time."
PSA: Both Anti shippers and Pro shippers should not be hatred, but please teach rather than threaten the opposing side. Please do not threaten individuals, regardless of which side you are on; they have lives and emotions, too. We constantly need someone to bridge the gap between the absences of each side, Equi shipper.