Eufy is your best friend in machine form that cleans everything. It's a mini-UFO!
Steve: Eufy!
Eufy: *Engine noises.
Eufy is like your best friend. It cleans, and it's better than the evil ex-girlfriends. Eufy is like mini-UFO. It also cleans messes and problems away.
Tyler: Eufy is awesome!
Eufy: You're cool!
Eufy: *Engine noises.
*Night comes.
Eufy: Flies to outer space.
Stan: Tyler is alien confirmed!
“eu/f/eez”. you can use this word when something you wanted to happen didnt or when something bad happens.
person1: oh, she cant come today
person2: eufies , i wanted her to come
“eu/f/eez.” when something bad happens or something you didnt want to happen happens
friend1: she couldnt come bc her mom said no
friend2: eufies:(
Eufy is a device that cleans more than just dust and dirt. It also cleans away your problems. Your sociopath ex-girlfriends, narcissist ex-girlfriends, your insecurities, your mental issues, marital problems, and more, cleaned away with eufy. Eufy is like a mini-UFO. Eufy saves the day.
Steve: I'm glad you're here, Eufy! Now I don't have to worry about my ex-girlfriends or my mental issues.
Eufy: I'm here for you.
*Engine noises.
Steve: Eufy! :D
The best cleaning device and best friend ever. It makes mental issues disappear. It's like a mini-UFO.
Alien: This eufy is the best. Me and my girlfriend likes it. Who needs the toxic ex-girlfriend anyways?!
Eufy is the best cleaner ever. It's like your best friend. It's like a mini-UFO. It cleans away more than the house. It cleans away mental problems, insecurities, and more. Every person and alien should get one.
Stan: Eufy is the best thing since sliced bread!