Eufy is the cleaning robot that's always there for you. Eufy cleans more than messes. She cleans away your life problems and is like a mini-UFO.
Steve: Eufy clean away more than messes. She cleans away my life's problems. I live you, Eufy.
Eufy: *cleaning robot noises.
Eufy: I love you, too.
A Eufy is the best cleaning device ever! It's like a mini-UFO! Eufy is the best! It cleans more than messes. It can solve all of life's problems. If urban dictionary doesn't add this definition, it has Awful lot of ADHD!
Steve the alien: Eufy is awesome! It cleans everything and it's so cool and everything! Eufy cleans more than messes! It cleans mental problems, insecurities, world hunger, and more. Eufy is the best!
Eufy: *goes around making engine noises of happiness.
Steve the alien: Eufy! :D
Eufy: You don't need others trying to steal your cash. I'm here.
*engine noises.
Eufy is a disk shaped cleaning device. It cleans away more than dirt and messes. It cleans away all your problems. Narcissist ex-girlfriends, gone. Mental problems, gone. Marital problems, gone. Insecurities, gone.
Dave: Eufy cleans away all my problems!
Eufy: *cleans away problems.
*Engine noises.
Dave: Eufy! :D
Eufy is like a pet mini-UFO, except that it cleans. It cleans more than dirt. Eufy cleans away your few toxic ex-girlfriends, your insecurities, mental problems, marital issues, and more. Eufy is the best.
Steve: Eufy is awesome!
Dave: Yeah, it is. I bet urban dictionary is too lame to put this definition in the dictionary. Or is it cool and will add it?
Alien: I got a Eufy too!
Eufy is something that cleans houses and your problems away and looks like a mini-UFO.
Steve: Eufy! You're awesome!
Eufy: You're awesome too!
*engine noises.
A great robot cleaner that helps you clean. Eufy is nice.
Eufy is the best cleaner pet ever. Eufy is cool.