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Eustace? No, Useless is the worst frikken school in the country. They suck at every sport and constantly have their asses handed to them. All guys there have their dicks up their own asses, the girls are all giant ass chodes. St. Augustine Prep always kicks that schools ass at everything, ESPECIALLY HOCKEY. They always loss at every sport. They are the worst school in this country.
Bishop Eustace sucks
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When you put a pocket pussy on the base of a blender and hit the liquify button and let it spin on your dick
I made a pitcher of margaritas and got bored so I did the Ol' Eustace trick
The biggest fucking retard on planet earth.
It’s possible that he’s so fucking stupid and retarded that he is unable to walk, see, hear or understand the most basic of things.
Who’s the biggest fucking retard on earth?
Oh that’d be Ryland eustace, he’s fucking autistic and retarded
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to be the sexiest piece of ass any korina could get! this particular name is a hidden meaning lesbian lovers
sherry eustace and i are lesbian lovers id tap that fine piece of female sexual ass
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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.
SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds
Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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A football term when an offensive player with the ball literally sprawls out headfirst to break the tackle centimeters from touching the ground. Very few (if any) players have achieved this.
“Bro did you I thought his knee was down!”
“Me too! The defender thought so too. That linebacker got Eustaced!”
The most wonderful person you'll ever meet. She makes the world seem so beautiful, and lights up your life. She's the warmest, kindest, most loving person you'll ever know.
I just met Anna Eustace and my life has improved tenfold!