Verb. During intercourse, the man decides to pull out and ejaculates in the process.
"Hey man, did you nail her last night?" "Ya, but I evaculated all over her."
Evaculation! The art of ejaculating faster than a fire extinguisher.
Example: cumming too fast
Evaculation was incredibly fast, the disappointment in her eyes was real !
She was so incredible; I evacuated all over her ....
When a male orgasms so intensely he inadvertantly defecates on his partner
Only Three seconds AND he shit on my leg; God I hate premature evaculation.
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