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Evander

Evander is a silver fox! He walks fast and uses nearby walls to scratch his back! He is a thug disguised as a nerd! You don't want to mess with that guy!

Wow! I love working for Evander!

by VWilliams003 February 12, 2020

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evandalism

Vandalizing public property, from a bridge to something as petty as a road sign. Extremists will scrawl an evangelistic message, for example "Jesus Saves" or "I love Christ", usually done in graffiti form using spray paint.
Meant to look charming and obedient to 'god, it's really only a childish shout, an attempt to shame people who do not believe in their god.
There are people out there that spring out of bed early in the morning, not to work or improve their life... but with an agenda to indoctrinate as many other people they can to their nutty club house.

"Some tweaker has evandalized the road signs."

"Evandalism is much more common in cities where people just enjoy being human."

by BluntHonesty October 28, 2015

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Evandalism

Vandalism for the sake of the spread of the gospel of Jesus Christ

"Got any paint? Gonna go do some evandalism"

by fanatik August 26, 2014

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


evander holyfield

the man who knocked out mike tyson

Evander holyfield got a TKO on iron mike!

by vanillqa midget August 18, 2006

77๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Evander handypalm

Evander handypalm, (n). A type of masturbation using a vinyl boxing glove and some KY to stroke your meat till you bust one out through the grasp hole, hopefully onto someplace it's had to wipe off. Done best while sweating after a workout in a locker room.

Tibone: You ever try the evander handypalm?
Ronnie: The what?
Tibone: That's when you beat off in a boxing glove.

Ronnie: Damn, that's weird, but I'll try it.

by hunkyfukkahff June 19, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Evandence

a reason an Evan Gage is such an AWESOME!debater.

That Evan Gage is OMG! AMAZING! because he uses evandence! :)

by BVNWDEBATE August 29, 2008


Evander

The guy who name Evander is a funny boy, cute and handsome at the same time. He always try to make happy his girl half Japanese that always bullied him all day.

Stranger: Evander a handsome and so cute

by InaBully November 24, 2021