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Everclear

There are two kinds. 151 proof, and 190 proof. It is illegal in some states. It can be used as an antiseptic because of it's high alcoholic content and is the best cleaner for the restoration of tabacco smoking pipes. It is a neutral grain spirit. It should NEVER be consumed straight.

Bob: Dude. What happened last night? (after waking up with a massive headache.)

Fred: You had the brilliant idea of drinking Everclear straight from the bottle last night and now you're paying for it...

by peacetea1 August 31, 2010

136πŸ‘ 98πŸ‘Ž


everclear

It's hell the next morning

Me: What the hell did I do last night?

Friend: You had a cup of straight everclear and you had your pants down on your waist, we could see your ass, you destroyed our toilet, and we had to hold you up while you walked so you wouldn't fall down!

Me: Damn.

by dudeinthe512 December 28, 2010

176πŸ‘ 133πŸ‘Ž


everclear

190 proof alcohol. It is illegal in most states for a reason. do not take it lightly. Once you blackout from it and continue to drink w/o knowing will cause serious harm...

14 shots of everclear and my friend decided it would be funny to hold a .40 cal to my head. It resulted in puking all night, all next day and a body shakes like never before. we drank 1/2 of a handle between the 2 of us. Definitely do not advise drinking this!!!!

by bad idea December 12, 2009

129πŸ‘ 113πŸ‘Ž


Everclear

Created in satans butthole. It is pure gasoline.

Everclear? Ha, that’ll put some hair on your chest 😭😭

by spotlight ah moonlight ah August 28, 2023


everclear

1. a strong alcoholic drink
2. the greatest band ever from Portland OR, Art Alexakis - guit, voc, Craig Montoya - voc, bass, Greg Eklund - voc, drums

1. Bartender: may I help you sir?
A drunk guy: yea, gimme an everclear, bitch
2. Fuck man, Everclear kick ass don't they?
Anal Cunt - You went to see Dishwalla and Everclear (you're gay).mp3

by mirko April 1, 2003

128πŸ‘ 238πŸ‘Ž


everclear

Just the greatest fucking band. Yea.
Inspiration.
Isn't it great when Alcohol starts singing to ya(yes.lame ass pun.)

Yea. Everclear does kickass.
Man. Everytime I listen to Everclear I feel all inspired.
Um yea. DRINK ME!

by Xondria. yea. April 28, 2004

72πŸ‘ 283πŸ‘Ž


everclear

its very stupid to drink it it can cause alot of harm and i probably would never touch the stuff id much rather drink vodka and be ok than drink ever clear and die cause it has no taste and no smell so you keep drinkin untill your body just cant handle it any more and you wake in heaven/hell/or emergency room dont be stupid stay away

a stupid 14 year old drinking and gettin raped

by candy February 10, 2005

80πŸ‘ 369πŸ‘Ž