The one you will always love but can never be with.
Funny, the wise one. A true rock legend.
Beautiful inside and out.
My elephant juice
Ewen I forever
Swedish last name also Mac Clan. Royals and government
MR. Ewen has a beautiful sister doesn't even realize she's part of the Mac Clan and protected.
Ewen is from Bretagne, he is friendly, cute, but also slow-witted. This is because he has small balls that look like hazelnuts.
squirrel 1: ohhh look at those hazelnuts, they look tasty !
squirrel 2: you're dumb, this is Ewen's balls.
Ewen is always packing 4 inchs, he's emo, and watches anime. His balls are way bigger than his dick. And his younger brother is sooo hot.
Ewen is so goofy ah