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Rum Exasperation

An emotion often felt when all of the rum is gone. Symptoms include denial, feelings of hopelessness, staggered walking, and repeated questioning of WHY the rum is gone.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: But WHY is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone? *staggers drunkenly* Ah. That's why.

Other Pirate 1: What happened to him?
Other Pirate 2: Rum exasperation.

by Artemis Vandelay July 25, 2011


Exasperated female

A little bitch that hides behind a definition.

Hey look It's a Exasperated female, fuck off!

by Exasperated male September 22, 2021

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Exasperation Punctuation

When someone adds punctuation to a message to convey extra annoyance.

Jimmy: K.
Sally: Is u mad?
Jimmy: no.

Sally: You're using exasperation punctuation....

by SamBamOhMan December 22, 2016


nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation

The sudden, unexplainable, transition of wood, metal, plastic, concrete into an explosive state.

Example: OH NOES!! MY DESK IS SUFFERING FROM NONLINEAR CATASTROPHIC STRUCTURAL EXASPERATION!!!

Example: OH NO!! My desk is suffering from nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation!!!

by Zacarias July 28, 2007

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exasperate

outing all your energy on foreplay so when it comes to the real thing you tired

im exasperated, idk if i can make it

by caresforyou2 May 21, 2017

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Exasperate

The action of releasing gas either through respiration or farting

Daniel: OMG Samantha just dumped me

Geoff: Dude no way just exasperate and keep calm imma kill that bitch

by Fiddler 3000 April 20, 2021


Exasperate

The action of releasing gas either through respiration or farting

Daniel: OMG Samantha just dumped me

Geoff: Dude no way just exasperate and keep calm imma kill that bitch

by Fiddler 3000 April 20, 2021