exception

The member of the opposite sex than one is making an exception for and bang. Obviously, this doesn't apply to anyone other than heterosexuals and homosexuals.

Can often be taken as an insult of one's femininity/masculinity.

Girl: Oh man, that guy has been hitting on me all night
Guy: Isn't he gay?
Girl: Yeah, apparently I'm the only woman man enough for him to make an exception

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exception

Sex, or anything related to sexual satisfaction.

"She wants him for exceptional fun."

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Exceptional

To be ok at something or not that great.

"Hey Victor's really good at soccer"
"Ya, but Jimmy's exceptional"

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excepting

The way people who function below normal mental capacity describe a situation in which they describe receiving something. The misinterpreted form of accepting, AKA, the dumbass version.

James is very excepting of the fact that he is a piece of shit.

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The Exception

A person who is an exception to the rule. Every rule. Because of his aspergers, he is untouched by social norms and expected to Sperg out at any normal exchange. Is capable of laughing uncontrollably and without ample reason. Also forgets how to door.

"I can say what I want to them, no matter what, without worry of getting in trouble! I'm the Exception." -Andrew

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minimally exceptional

A euphamism for stupid, said to parents of school-aged children who are likely to sue if their "special little guy" isn't treated like a genius.

Teacher: "Mrs. Johnson, little Billy is minimally exceptional."
Mrs. Johnson: "Oh, how wonderful to hear!"

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buttock exception

The act of excepting or excluding the buttock(s) from legal definitions of battery or criminal sexual conduct.

See, 609.3451 CRIMINAL SEXUAL CONDUCT IN THE FIFTH DEGREE "For purposes of this section, "sexual contact" has the meaning given in section 609.341, subdivision 11, paragraph (a), clauses (i), (iv), and (v), but does not include the intentional touching of the clothing covering the immediate area of the buttocks."

Senator Al Franken is not guilty of criminal sexual conduct when he grabs ass because "the immediate area of the buttocks" is excepted by definition in the relevant criminal statute..you know...the buttock exception. He's just a a dirty old creep.