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Excrement

To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.

Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.

Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.

by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007

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excrement

the motherfuckin shit that comes shooting out your ass.

"Mmmmm that chocolate pudding was good!"
"That was human excrements"

by strider October 21, 2004

76๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


excrement

Waste your body eliminates. Includes feces and urine.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Delicious poop!!

by Poopdude December 8, 2004

57๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Excremental

The piling on of more and more shit i.e. in a work environment. This came to me while I was thinking about the ongoing difficulties one of our senior managers was causing. We were working on a project for her and every time we were close to completion, she would change her mind or make more and more outrageous requests. The word is a combination of incremental and excrement. So the next time you are in a situation of any kind where the shit keeps mounting, you my friend, are in an excremental situation.

The project will not be completed due to the excremental shenanigans of our boss.

by Hopeyalikeit October 18, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


excrement

Waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion.

George: Wanna lick my nuts! Ive got excrement coming from my butthole!

by Mr. EsSex December 29, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


excrementalism

1. the metaphysical view that all of reality is composed of shit.
2. a recent religious movement that worships the Golgothan shit demon from the movie Dogma as a supreme deity

When Isis say's 'that's shit', there's really no way of know exactly what she's talking about because she is subscribes to excrementalism.

by jmikegra September 13, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Excrement

another word for excellent

Jabroni: hey boss we finished early
Boss: Excrement Jabroni, I didn't expect you to finish that this week.
Jabroni: Is that what you wanted Boss?
Boss: Excrement job you "Jabroni"

by eric dejong May 30, 2005

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