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The smelly log. It comes in 3 flavours: Chocolate, peanut and lime.
After my defecation I turned around to get a good whiff of my superb excrement. And it was good.
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To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.
Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.
Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.
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the motherfuckin shit that comes shooting out your ass.
"Mmmmm that chocolate pudding was good!"
"That was human excrements"
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Waste your body eliminates. Includes feces and urine.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Delicious poop!!
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The piling on of more and more shit i.e. in a work environment. This came to me while I was thinking about the ongoing difficulties one of our senior managers was causing. We were working on a project for her and every time we were close to completion, she would change her mind or make more and more outrageous requests. The word is a combination of incremental and excrement. So the next time you are in a situation of any kind where the shit keeps mounting, you my friend, are in an excremental situation.
The project will not be completed due to the excremental shenanigans of our boss.
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Waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion.
George: Wanna lick my nuts! Ive got excrement coming from my butthole!
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Jabroni: hey boss we finished early
Boss: Excrement Jabroni, I didn't expect you to finish that this week.
Jabroni: Is that what you wanted Boss?
Boss: Excrement job you "Jabroni"
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