Executive

Executive: is an erection you have whilst at work. However its only known as an 'executive' if you wear a suit to work.

Sitting at your desk, doing some spreadsheets. Then the hot girl from Marketing walks in. BOOM. Executive.

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executive

normal house or apartment that some jackass trying to rent it out decided to spruce up by adding a meaningless but impressive-sounding adjective

$2750 Executive Home 3Br (Diamondhead)

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Execute

To put to death by order of the law; kill legally.

A: I think Micheal Jackson's doctor should be executed or sentanced to life in prison for intentionally overdosing him! If I hear right, that's 1st degree murder!

B:

Name: Mio Kuroki.

Crime: Serving the Dark Kingdom, making the lives of the Sailor Senshi as miserable as possible and misusing clowns.

Plea: Guilty.

Sentance: Execution.

C: Marie Antoinette was executed because she was considered Austrian by the French people. They shouted terrible things at her while she was dragged by the wagon to her place of execution.

D: After King Louis the 16th was guillotined, cries of "VIVE LA REPUBLIQUE!" developed within 10 minutes and very soon became the universal shout of the crowd. It means "Long live the Republic!" in English.

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executive

One who wears suits, shiny shoes and carries a breifcase to work.

Dude 1:Dude 2, you look like an executive in that sunday suit.
Dude 2: Shut up.

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executable

1. causes a computer to perform indicated tasks according to encoded instructions, as opposed to a file that only contains data.

2. a file that you should know where it came from before opening or you might be contracting a virus/malware/spyware/trojan/keylogger

1. I downloaded the executable installer for firefox at mozilla.com

2. Why do I have $1000 charged on my credit card?

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The Executive

When you Masturbate while wearing a condom.

Classy and can be done while wearing a suit... for the buisness man on the go.

Damn i've been running all over the office today... I barely had time to give myself The Executive before I had to go to that lunch meeting with the Board of Directors....

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execution

1)the act of purifying society from it's worthless scum(community service). Instead of feeding useless cracker asses they just get killed. see .50 CAL
2)Capital punishment

great news: 53 mother fuckers got wasted, the streets will be clean tomorrow.

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