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a book/movie that was so scary, that you will supposedly throw away the book, and turn on all the lights and tvs in your house after reading or watching the story.
i ran up my electric bill after reading the exorcist.
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when your getting head and youve been mobilizing your troops for a while and when you bust a load in her mouth theres so much she re-enacts the scene from the exorcist that consists of spitting and heads spinning.
nick:dude marrisa was giving me a blowjob the other day and i was mobilizing my troops troops for a while so when i splooged inher mouth she pulled an exorcist
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The act forcing your mate to eat copious ammounts of pea soup and then forcibly Face fucking them while gripping tightly to the back of their head until they start to vomit while screaming the power of Christ compels thee.
The girl claimed she had the demon in her so I tied her to the bed and preformed "the exorcist" till sunrise.
In Leicester, a city in the UK, there is a commonly used phrase which is 'the exorcist'. This is used when someone drinks and eats too much, which makes them throw up. The person that throws up is now called the exorcist. He/She is called the exorcist because they throw up, which looks like a fountain of yack, and it sprays everywhere, which makes others run for their lives.
Amal is The Exorcist!
The Exorcism of Amal
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While penetrating someone from behind in a standing position against a wall, "accidentally" insert your phallus into your chosen one's rectum. Your chosen individual will attempt to flee while crawling up the wall and making audible noises which could be described as demonic screeches that gain intensity as time goes on.
Bro A: Dude, I meet this girl at the bar but her cooch wasn't any grippy, so I had to give her The Exorcist.
Bro B: Bro, like the movie? That was dope.
Bro A: Nah bro, way better...
A funny movie that was meant to be scary.
The Exorcist: BLELREHGHEGH
Me: PFFFBABAHAHBHAH
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The act of pouring Syrup of Ipecac on your dick then having your bitch suck it until she spontaneuously begins vomiting uncontrollably. Then, begin pissing on her face while shouting "I CAST YOU OUT! UNCLEAN SPIRIT!" over and over again.
You: "I don't know what's gotten into Morgan lately, she's all bitchy, she's acting like a woman possessed..."
Friend: "Dude, give her The Exorcist. That will teach her a lesson! Then sit back, and watch her clean up her act!"
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