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Texting your ex. Happens when your ex wife has a crappy prepaid cell phone thats out of minutes and the only way you can communicate about your kid it to ext.
Man, I had to ext Neal's mom just to find out how often he's supposed to take this antibiotic. I wish she'd just get a real phone.
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"I caught you exting last night"
"Was I really that drunk?"
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The act of text messaging one's ex. Maybe performed sober, however, usually occurs after few drinks.
It was guys night, but after Matt downed a few Miller Lites, he just sat there exting the rest of the time.
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Very similar to any ordinary text message, except these are always imflammatory, hateful, insulting, belittling, and generally negative in content, and always from the girl or guy you just recently dumped in a very painful, and likely humiliating, manner.
Me: Oy. You know how I broke up with Lynn on Sunday night? I woke up this morning and checked my phone, and had 33 different mails from her. She, uh, has quite the potty-mouth.
Jeff!: Nothing but Ext Messages, huh? Surprised?
Me: I guess not. I did accuse her of sleeping with my brother. Then I called her that something that rhymes with "manipulating bitch".
Jeff!: Expected backlash, Mr. Jerk-Face. You don't even have a brother.
Me: Sigh.
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A version of the Cadillac Escalade: Pick Up Truck.
It's the tightest Cadde ever!
"Omg, Did you see that Escalade EXT, Dawg???"
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A video of a woman with an ultra-realistic face mask on, most likely to test out how it looks on her. This video is considered eerie and uncanny by most people, but only because of the realism of the mask she wears. It is nothing outright terrifying (No gore, no disfiguration, etc.)
Hey, I just watched my sister ext. Isn’t the mask she wears pretty interesting?
My sister ext is honestly pretty scary, even though it’s just a video of a woman wearing a realistic mask.
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