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Staring bluntly, not focusing, day dreaming
He had a glass eye when he was starin at her breasts!
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To ejaculate upon the eyeballs of a passed out person. Seimon will dry, given the time of the intoxicated indivisual. in the morning, when they awake, they will not be able to open their eye lids. Glass eye.
"Sonova bitch passed out on my couch!" said Paul.
"Fucker, won't wake up either," dilgently spoke Ray.
"I put sighns out saying, DON'T PASS OUT HERE, PARENTS WILL BE HOME IN THE MORNING!" Paul complained, folding his arms.
"Dude, just skeet on his eye balls, the glass eye," Ray skirmished to say.
Eventually the morning spoke through the east end of town...
Tom Cruise raises stretching, but soon, he panics, "DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK, I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES! i'M FUCKING BLIND!!! AGHHHH... ARGGGAAHHHHH!!! NOOO!! NO! NOT ME, NOT FUCKING, ME! AGGGHHH!!!! AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GAH! AGHHH, NO, NOOO NOOO! PETER PAN!!!! AGHHHH!!!"
And tada, there is a moral to this...
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A glass eye is when you and your buddies are all in circle beating each other off so hard that your eyes become blurry and eventually go blind.
Hey, did you see the new guy?
Yeah, he was walking around the dorm room as if he couldn't see.
That's because he got a glass eye.
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How was your night Aaron? “Horrible, my girl gave me a foggy glass eye.”
When you jizz in someone's eye so much that it forms a thick layer of glass and becomes the subjects glasses
Woah I heard Sydney got a nice pair of eye glasses last night Sydney