f&f

Food and fuck

What guys expect from you...but they probably won't get it, at least not on the first date

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(f ;..;)f

A "kirby"-type emoticon usually followed by the word "rawr" or "boo" or some other derivation of a phrase or otomotopea meant to suprise or startle another. The English characters used to create this emoticon are as follows: left parenthesis lower-case f SPACE semi-colonperiod period semicolon right parenthesis lower-case f

One appropriate use of this emoticon is when one computer user, playing an online, multiplayer game, is reading text from a conversation between two or more other users, and the other users are not aware that the aforementioned first user is doing so. If this conversation should turn to a publically embarrassing subject, then the first user would type in and send (f;..;)f, making it known that he/she has read all of the previous conversation and may intend to tell the public or the nearby online community about what has just been said in the conversation

After User1 has been logged into a channel
User2: Hey have you ever thought about whether or not you're gay?
User3: Well, between you and me, I have experimented with some other guys from across the hall, but I'm not really sure. Don't tell any of the clan members though -.-
User2: Nah, I wouldn't do that. The reason I ask is I've done the same thing as you and I think I might really be gay.
User1: (f ;..;)f Rawr!
User2: wtf?!
User3: omG

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F & F

Fuck and forget

Darryl: Ay bro! You still kick it with that Ashley girl?
Bro: Naw man. I was just F & F'in her

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f-f

face to face; usually used in the internet referring to such action.

Chad: Hey, you like Jasmine right? Why don't you tell her f-f?
Me: No dude! I left my balls in my mom's basement.

Michelle: Hey, I need to tell you something important.
Me: Sure, what is it?
Michelle: I can't. I have to tell you f-f.

Me: -___- Is it about John again?
Michelle: ...Yea
Me: F you, you know I've had feelings for you too. You dense motherfucker

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F

A way to show the utmost form of respect during an unfortunate or tragic event. This form of flattery stems from the world of gamers. "Press F to pay respects" is the caption in a scene that occurs at a funeral in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. See oof for a less formal method of condolences.

Guy 1: bro my girlfriend dumped me for a vibrator

Guy 2: F

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F-

The legendary grade of myth given by teachers to those students demonstrating a level of suck beyond imaginable. Acquiring an F minus for a grade is such a feat beyond the norm that this student must be beyond hope.

Such a feat as acquiring an F- is not an easy gain, and the everyday slacker will just not do. To obtain such a legendary grade upon your classroom input, one must work hard and put in thousands upon thousands of samples of ignorance while simultaneously putting in time unworthy of class participation points such as the classic "A for effort".
In most cases, this grade is so beyond fail that it equals win.

Teacher: I called upon you to do your presentation, so you walked to the front of class, sat in my valuable teachers' desk that I paid for with my own money, and managed to break it. Not to mention this is chemistry class, NOT geometry, and doing a demonstration on finding the area of a Pokeball will get you nowhere in life. F-.

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f

To pay ones respect.

-Another mass shooting has occurred; type f to pay your respect to the fallen along with their families, and friends.

-f

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