face plant

To smash a potted plant into someone's face.

Phil anciently face planted himself after getting intimate with a tulip!

11👍 25👎

face plant

V. To face plant someone is to jump on them and smack your face into their face. A very effective way of hurting someone. Often done while making the noise "heoooaaa"

Damn, I really want to face plant that bitch!

12👍 95👎

Face Plant

The art of gettin pwn'd by planting the face on the ground, rail wall etc.

Tom: i was reverting, it killed my arm and i face planted the rail.
Jeff: FUCK

58👍 47👎

face-plant

When you have gotten so messed up you just tip over and go face first into the ground without warning.

Noise was telling a great joke then the booze hit him and he did a total face-plant in the middle of the party like Peter from Family Guy!

4👍 2👎

Face Plant

When your overly inebriated and then proceed to fall on your face....Usually while passing out and/or tripping over the invisible object that only you believed was there...

"Dude... what happen to his face?"

"His driveway!! Face Plant right on that bitch"

17👍 19👎

Face plant

Is when a female sits down on a guys face and has not shaved therefore her hairy vagina has a bush and curlies end up inside the guys mouth.

Sally came over last night and she face planted me!

Guatamalan Face Plant

(Ejactulatory Nasilpentroduciation)The act of recieving sperm through the nasil cavity. This can cause serious altercations to the human body, and if any of these altercations should occur, please visit your local physician.

Jaquando be sayin -

Bo, last night I be all up at my girls house and I be givin her dat Guatamalan face plant, B, if you be seein' dis shit you be getting all up on dat jelous, dawg.

Shaquivious be sayin -

Mayne, fuck dat shit, B, I wana get all up on dat Guatamalan Face Plant, dat shit be whack bo, I shot my girl, so she ain't got no face.

3👍 4👎