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When all you want to do is chat with a girl on facebook chat, and chat just gets fucked up repeating posts and ruining your flirty mood leaving you with nothing.
"Yo bro I was chatting with Caitlyn last night, we was sharing secrets and all of a sudden facebook chat just got fucked up"
"Haha, man. You got facebook chat cockblocked"
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When you're about to talk to someone on Facebook Chat and right when you click their name, they immediately go offline.
Usually this happens due to Facebook's shit chat system or on the rare occasion, the said friend had mind reading powers and read your mind and then purposely logged off on time just to be a dick.
"Hey Geoff, did you finally get the nerves to talk to Sally on Facebook?"
"Yeah, but when I clicked her name she went offline."
"Curse you, Facebook Chat Tease!"
the act of leaving one word, offensive messages on a friends facebook chat right before you log out.
Spencer Facebook chat raped me last night. He called me a cunt
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the most retarted thing facebook has ever done removing the little hidy box and replacing it with a huge rertarted peice of shit the mongs around the side of your screen it was desgin to be helpfull but turn out to be a huge fucktard that does nothing but be a complete drugy
just go to facebook and youll see the new facebook chat
This occurs when someone you are talking to on Facebook chat accidentally messages you something intended for someone else.
Me: "Dude I was talking to Stef last night and she said I was good looking for a black guy.."
John: "You're not black..."
Me: "I know... I don't get it.."
John: "A typical example of Facebook Chat Cheating my friend.."
Me: ?
John: "You're not the only one she's talking to ;)"
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when you look at your contacts on Facebook Chat, notice someone's online, click their name, then it tells you they're offline.
thus, you are left with "blue balls" because you thought you could get some Chat on and you're left wanting a conversation
Damn, thought he was online... Now I got Facebook Chat blue balls.
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when you and a friend on facebook are facebook chatting and you keep sending more and better smileys to each other trying to outdo each other. popular with younger fb members.
1: :P
2: :)
1: :D
2: 8|
1: 8)
2: how do we get sucked into these facebook chat smiley wars?
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