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When two (or more) parties post up ambiguously malicious Facebook status' in an attempt to hurt/anger/piss off the other party/parties involved. Facebook Status Jabs are usually indirect and contain subliminal messages meant to piss the sh*t out of a specific someone.
Facebook status:
John Milner is happy that he FINALLY found a girl whose
cup size is nowhere near an A!
*Claire (John's ex-girlfriend) logs on to Facebook and reads John's status*
Claire is hurt/pissed/angry by her ex's Facebook Status Jab at her 'mosquito bites' so she retaliates...via a Facebook Status Jab (of course) lol
Claire Johnson is glad she FINALLY found someone who doesn't live at his momma's house :)
...ah, Facebook Jabs - don't you just love 'em !
Hahaha!
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Socially acceptable number of daily Facebook status updates. AKA: FSL
Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
(2 mins later) Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
(4 mins later) Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
Facebook Friend: Dude, you've gone WAY over the Facebook Status Limit.
Facebook Status Hacker can be abbreviated FSH.
(noun.) One who writes on a friend's Facebook status, for the purpose of destroying one's reputation. The case in which the FSH writes on his/her friend's status usually follows their friend forgetting to log out of their Facebook, leaving their profile open for anyone to modify.
Will reads his status:
Will Owens "likes mad dick in his butt! Hit me up boyz!"
his response:
"Damn Facebook Status Hacker's fucking with my facebook! i am tight!"
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The arousal of negative emotions upon reading the Facebook status updates of friends through the News Feed, esp. when the statuses are asinine, arrogant, or pretentious.
Examples of statuses that cause Facebook Status Rage:
"I miss changing people's lives."
-- Ok, Gandhi.
"Guess who got a perfect score on the exam?"
-- I don't know, help me out Sherlock.
"I have been studying so hard for my midterm this weekend. FML."
-- Too bad you still don't get it.
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As a member of Facebook, you do not add a status for a long period of time.
I should be on facebook status hiatus for a while, I put too damn many of them on in one day!
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When someone hijacks ur fb status to talk about something completely unrelated!
Jane Smith is watching eastenders eating crisps
John Smith: same, except for the crisps lol!
Jane Smith: u can have some of mine if u want!
John Smith: yum, I've got to go shopping tomorrow I am gonna stock up on crisps!
Joe Bloggs: I'm going shopping tomorrow wanna join me?
John Smith: Yea sounds good, where u wanna meet?
Joe Bloggs: outside the station be ok for u?
John Smith: ok, what time?
Joe Bloggs: about 10ish?
John Smith: ok dude see ya then
Joe Bloggs: Maybe grab lunch at the cafe?
John Smith: defo I love their sausage and mushroom baguette mmmm to die for
Joe Bloggs: nah their breakfast roll, full english in a roll can't beat it!
Jane Smith: leave my status alone u facebook status hijackers!
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The act of clicking thru several "friend's" facebooks statuses like surfing thru channels to find out what they are up to without having to contact them.
Friend: how did you find that out? I thought you didnt talk to him/her anyomore.
me: Well, i was bored today so i went facebook status surfing and found out what 5 people are doing or feel without having to even get in touch with them.
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