facelift

The act of stealing status updates from others' Facebook Profiles.

"Stupid as as stupid does." Facelifted from Forrest Gump.

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Facelifted

Taking someone else's Facebook status update and making it your own.

Can also be used as "facelifting".

"Mark facelifted Steve's status update -- the funny one about the basketball game."

"Facelifted from Joyce: Go to Urban Dictionary and type in your name, then post the definition below."

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facelifters

a kick ass punk bang from mystic ct. myspace.com/thefacelifters

that facelifters show was intence

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facelift

facelift or creampie is where one jizzes in anothers face while sleeping on fully awake

duffy:ZZZzzzzZZZZzz
kabe:haha hell yea whatch this "plat plat"
duffy:ewww gross all over my face
kabe:ha yea i just gave you a facelift

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facelifting

The act of posting a "doppleganger" picture on facebook who is much better looking than you could ever be.

"Wendy is really facelifting like crazy if she thinks her doppleganger is Kim Kardashian."

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Facelift

To remove someone as a friend from your FaceBook. Usually a one sided, spontaneous act done out of anger or extreme hurt. Sometimes done by someone trying to hide from their past. The facelifter will go on to regret the action.

Girl: Did you know that Joe and Mary were together at the malt shop on Friday after school?

Boy: No. Mary gave me my letter sweater back, so I Facelifted her.

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council facelift

a council facelift is a ponytail so tight it prevents facial expression

a council facelift is a ponytail usually worn by the lower social classes, trailer trash, tramps, chavs and pondlife. woman that think a tight face is classy but cannot afford surgery or botox

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