Fail at life

A term used to describe a person who is incapable of making any valuable contribution to their day to day life.
Examples of someone who would apply to this term would be people who cannot help themselves from playing an MMORPG at least 4 hours a day.

Wife: Honey come hang out with me and all of our friends at our cookout.
Husband: NO I CANT IM RAIDING!
Wife: You fail at life

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Failing At Life

Failing at Life is being dead, put simply.

"Gramma's funeral was really sad. All they talked about was her failing at life."

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you fail at life

Exclamation of which many forms exist (i.e. you fail, you fail it, you suck at life), used after the subject has failed at performing an easy, simple or mundane task.

If said straightfaced and/or casually, the effect can be greater than that of other, milder insults. However, its use and effectiveness depend heavily upon timing.

Conversely, "I fail at life" can be used to acknowlege one's own failiure.

(Person A proceeds to open their front door, but in doing so slips and falls, causing them to wipe out on their front steps.)
Person B: "Wow. You fail at life."

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fails at life

randal bond loves boys and fails at life

hey thats randall

yeah he fails at life he fucks guys lololol