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Asia on the east coast...consolidated into a school much too small.
Run by a Nazi.
Tons of drug trafficking.
You can learn different languages walking through the halls, which by the way are made of aluminum foil.
see Hell for more details
--: Konichiwa!
++: Ya want weed wit dat?
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A "high-end" school in fairfac county, here are some interesting facts.
1. The Principle is dummer than the students.
2. Our assistant principle looks like Stalin.
3. We have fire drills while it rains.
4. Our football team went 1-11 this year, we just bought them a new field.
5. We have more drug addicts than a low-income black neiborhood.
6. Homeless people live behind our baseball field.
7. Our best sport is Cheerleading and we arent even good at that.
8. We have a 45-minute period of the day that somewhat resembles recess.
I love fairfax high school
Woodson can suck my choad.
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The only High School where:
The Main Thing is to Keep the Main Thing the Main Thing.
Only the students who go to FHS can ever understand that.
Fairfax High School is home to the Rebels, who have extreme pride in their school.
FHS is also where the Principal may actually be cooler than the whole school combined.
Demographics:
Pretty much an even mix of all races, and social classes. You either have money, or you don't. That's just how it goes.
The FHS music dept. is the Best in the county, because they're just so amazing (and Blue Ribbon).
Sportswise:
SWIM TEAM AND CHEERLEADING!
"One: We are the Rebels. Two: A little bit louder. Three: I still can't hear you. Four: more More MORE!"
Person One: Where do you go?
Person Two: I go to Woodson. My life sucks. I wish I went to Fairfax
Person One: Yes, because Fairfax High School is the BEST!
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half the school has more money then they know what to do with, the other half is broke. If you arn't in the in crowd...you might as well leave. Sweet ass parties every weekend when scott anderson is home :)
see alcoholics for more information
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a school bascilly made out of metal plates that shake. if you are a proffesional porno star, this is the school you want to graduate from. girls with weak emotions are warned not to come to this school. beware of a man named mr singhman and a lady with a mullet named sue. they will scare the living crap out of you, at least mullet-woman will. this school consists of only three types of people at this school(get used to them whether you like it or not): sluts, goths, gangstas(yes, gang"stas").
the end-- THE WASIAN.
person1: like holy hell, have yo been to fairfax high?
person2: whats fairfax high?
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A hell hole were the teachers smoke weed and suck dick for cocaine just like the students. There are many asians and wanna be ghetto black and white punks. there are a lot of fags and goth people. The rules are punished by a guy named seman and a man and/or woman named sue. there are a lot of whores and cum dumpster sluts.
person 1: yo did u get that weed from Fairfax high school?
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Fairfax High School is a sorry excuse for a high school. also known as white trash school... where a bunch of niggas fuck all the busted ass fairfax bitches because the only hot bitches there party with WT Woodson dudes because they dont want to be categorized with fairfax highschool... basically its a school where a bunch of blacks and asians call their 'ghetto' and where the bitches don't stand up when confronted
*after a 2005 Fairfax High School bball game vs wtw (wtw won)*
FHS bitch - you guys fucking suck
WTW beauty - you are fucking BUSTED
FHS bitch - say that to my face and step
WTW beauty - (to her face) "you're fucking DISGUSTING, BITCH"
FHS bitch - yea well you're like fat (and gets in her car)
CANT SAY SHIT BITCHES... WTW BITCHES COULD FUCK UP THE FHS BITCHES
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