falafels

Middle-eastern delicacies made from deep-fried mashed chick pea patties served in pita bread. Often mistaken for loofahs by sex-starved middle-aged wannabe conservatives trying to jerk off during one-sided phone sex with much younger employees.

Bill O'Reilly blew his pathetic middle-aged nut into a dirty sock after he imagined rubbing a loofah on his employee's throbbing snatch in the shower. Only he said FALAFEL instead of LOOFAH, the drunken, horny old goat.

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falafel

that arabic taco that you loveee

yo man, wanna get a falafelllllllll
ya sure, i love dem arabic tacos!

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falafelizing

The art of making a deep-fried ball of ground chickpeas often seasoned with onions and spices,originating in Southwest Asia

Don't confuse philosophizing with falafelizing

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Falafel

A Falafel is anything you want it to mean. You can substitute it for any word in a sentence.

Origin: North Philly.

(Guy 1 steals a pencil)
Guy 2: "Dude, don't be a falafel."

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Falafel

A little bit of "shut the fuck up"
Wrapped in "get in the fuck out"

Annoying Person: Hey whats a falafel?

Response: It's a little bit of SHUT THE FUCK UP, wrapped in GET THE FUCK OUT.

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falafel

a vegan dish with veggies and soy products.

All of the food joints had meat so i went to that place with the falafel specials.

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falafeled

When a guy wakes up to find that the girl he was having sex with left some time ago.

Origin is the acronym "FALFD" meaning "Fucked And Left For Dead."

Steve went drinking with some tattooed hottie and got falafeled.

That's the third guy Sheila's falafeled this week.

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