Random
Source Code
Random
When you get home from a stressful day and need to relax, so you bust one out and take a sweet nap right afterwards.
"Yesterday was so stressful I had to have a post fap nap just to relax."
2👍 2👎
The act of falling asleep immediately after masturbating
As soon as I got home from work, I had a fap and nap session.
55👍 8👎
Fap: the computer slang for the sound of a male masturbating
Nap: siesta, or small slumber usually occurs after time of great and strenuous activity...like masturbating.
When you add these two terms together, fap..and..nap, you get the term Fap-and-nap.
It is widely known that after intercourse the male component quickly goes to sleep after ejaculating all over his female lover. Therefore earning the name, "Fap-and-nap."
10👍 4👎
The act of a person masturbating and then going to sleep.
Person 1: hey man, whatcha doin?
Person 2: I'm tired. I think i'm gonna go fap 'n' nap
79👍 12👎
To Masturbate, poo, then rest. aka, the perfect afternoon.
"omg, what a day! All I want to do is get home so I can fap, crap & nap"
22👍 3👎
When a person (usually a male) decides to masturbate and shorty falls asleep afterwards.
Josh: Hey Fisher what are you doing after school today?
Fisher: Probably just go home and fap n' nap.
2👍 1👎
Fap crap and nap comprises the three most important facets to a daily regimen. Masturbation, defecation and siesta. It should be performed in that order for maximum efficacy. It is often utilised by university students as a means to maximise brainpower where required.
Student 1: Mate class sucks today, I don't know how much longer I can endure it.
Student 2: Yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that FCN.
Student 1: Yeah a fap crap and nap will definitely perk me up.
Both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of class for the semester.