Farfing

The act of coughing whilst farting in order to mask the sound of your gas passing.

I couldn't stop farfing at work today. It smelled terrible but at least no one heard!

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Farf

Simultaneously farting and barfing

"Fuck, I'm sick as hell, I think I'm about to farf really really hard."

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farf

When you fart and barf simultaneously, thus farf.

Scenario: *you are at the salon. A lady with a ‘can I speak to the manager’ haircut storms toward you. Her name is most likely Karen or Susan.
Karen: Can I speak to the manager?!
Britney: No Karen, how dare you have the audacity to ask that? I have been busy farfing you selfish whore.
Karen: Go take your gastroenteritis infected arse elsewhere!
Britney: *farfs*
Karen: you farfing whore!
*Stage black out*

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Farfed

Means whatever you want it to mean.
Preferably if you can't be bothered contributing to something.

I can't be farfed

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FARF

Letting a fart that smells so bad, it makes you barf.

The morning after the chili and hard boiled egg and beer festival, my gas was so foul, it made me farf.

Don't come in here! I just farfed and don't want you to be a victim of 2nd hand farfing!

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WHARF THE FARF

The WTF used by world of warcraft players

Fat guy: WHARF THE FARF Jeff?! We are on the same team!

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Farf Rom Chugging

Drinking a beer in 15 minutes, but bragging about chugging it.

Dude, it took you 15 minutes. That's not chugging. Sounds more like Farf Rom Chugging to me.