egyptian ant farm

When you allow ants to crawl down your urethra in search of pleasure

Guy 1: That bitch was so freaky last night
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She tried to give me an Egyptian ant farm

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alien ant farm

a cool band

alien ant farm is cool, that's it

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Red Ant Farm

another name for ginger pubes

Man that ginger must have a red ant farm bro.

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alien ant farm

Someone who has a horrendous case of genital warts.

His alien ant farm gives even the bravest of souls the shivers.

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Louisiana Ant Farm

The louisiana ant farm is when ants crawl up a human anus and commence the making of an ant farm, complete with tunnels. The effect is known to be therapeutic and similar to that of accupuncture.

I fell asleep in the woods and woke up with a Louisiana Ant Farm!

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Puerto Rican Ant Farm

A pillowcase full of pubic hair to cause severe itching and irritation.

My roommate was being a total jerk, so I gave him a Puerto Rican Ant Farm to get back at him.

alien ant farm

or, 'ant farm adventure,' is an alternate term for a videogame in the 'Metroidvania' genre.

I checked my map and realized I was in an alien ant farm.