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a tan that makes people think that you are a hard worker, like a farmer, but there is a very good chance that you are not.
Wow Sally, for being a caferteria lady and never going outside, you have a mighty fine farmer's tan!
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey and orange juice. Gets the name from the distinctive line by adding whiskey to the orange juice in the glass.
I didn't want to look like an alcoholic this morning by drinking a jack and coke so I ordered a Farmers Tan.
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A tan spray applied by a muscular male prostitute in a straw hat. They are all over Craigslist.
Bro, Tom just got a farmer's tan done." "Wow, mang, I didn't know he flowed that way.
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To engage in anal sex with a woman and then pull out and have her suck half your penis clean leaving the other half tinted brown with feces, much like that of a farmer's tan on your arm from wearing a t-shirt in the sun.
Dude your mom gave me a Farmer's Tan last night!
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When you strip down to just a tshirt, roll out to Nip' and tuck Farm and roll around in cow shit while a drunk, disgruntled old man joins with you reciting old Western one liners and bake out in the sun.
Fuck nig, I gata work on my farmer's tan...right after I finish this aerosol can...Want to hit this? No? Pussy. Watch this, one can, one take...
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Engaging in a frisk session of anal fisting where you enter up to your elbow.
How was my trip to the Netherlands? Well let me put it this way – it was raining the entire time, but I still got a Dutch Farmer's Tan!
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When you shove your arm up past the elbow into the rectum of a slutty white girl, and when pulled out looks like a farmers tan. Most common in trailer parks.
My sister and my nephew were having sex and he came home with a dirty farmers tan.
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