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Basically a "silent but deadly" fart. These characteristics describe a ninja. Silent and deadly...
Alex: Okay, what the hell is that smell and where did it come from?!
Jake: Somebody just had a bad ninja fart!
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blowing it at the worst possible time. messing up in the least expected way when everything else is perfect. picture a ninja on a mission. climbing buildings, jumping roofs, tiptoeing here and there. and just as he's right above some enemy samurai or something, at the most crucial time, the ninja rips a loud squeaky fart. buweeet!!!
i finally got alone with that chick ive had my eye on, but i proceeded to rip a ninja fart when i talked to the fifty year old prostitute instead.
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To fart without hearing or feeling it. Often occurs when the person needs to use the bathroom to take a #2.
I was lying in bed under my covers and my ninja fart almost made me sick!
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