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The particles released from the anus when you fart.
Oh, damn! I just swallowed a buttload of farticles!
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When some one farts, the particles float around and create a stink.
Yuck, I smell some farticles in the air.
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The molecular particles in a fart that give it the bouquet. Combination of fart+particle = farticle.
Jeff spent the afternoon woolgathering and planting farticles in his chair. When he arose from his chair, the stench was overwhelming.
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fahrt-i-kuhlz
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Flatus-flakes expelled through the anus, usually consisting of solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. Occasionally contains entire corn kernels.
Naomi loved sleeping in the nude with her husband Ted. Until that unfortunate evening she decided to be the spooner, and not the spoonee. Feeling something warm blow ever so gently onto her leg, she rushed to the bathroom to find brown-speckled farticles adorning her knee cap.
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An article which appears in an internet search, providing false or misleading information about the subject in question. An article written with the intention of misleading potential consumers down a self-promoting path via half-truths, misnomers and/or difficult to decipher reasoning.
I wanted to know more about how to prepare for my divorce, but all I found was this farticle entitled "No One Ever Really Pays Child Support," written by a sleazy attorney pictured on the purple velour sofa in his office waiting room.
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Fart-e-clay
the particles of flatulence.
see also fart particles, farticles.
Connor left farticle' on the computer chair! It gave us pink eye!
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(n.) - A newspaper article about a continuing news story that everyone is sick of.
"I am so sick of reading farticle after farticle about this continuing saga of the murdered coed in Seattle. I mean, she's dead. Let it go."
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