A party that has the entertainment value of a fart.
This is no party. It's a fucking farty.
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The amount of uncontrolled farting
Christmas Pudding is consumed for increased fartiness. It is all fine and well, but if eaten after proper maturity of approx 3 months it has better crumbliness and decreased fartiness.
1. Gassy.
2. Smelly.
3. Low-class.
4. Unworthy.
You are a farty little man, Marty.
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A party in which there is a fire going on, typically outside. Think of it as a house party w/ a bonfire going on outside in the yard.
"C'mon over dude, were having a farty over at Tony's crib!"
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A virtual party that takes place on Facebook when an actual party is not possible due to geographic and/or child care constraints. Popular among those in their 30's and 40's.
This Friday we'll all have a couple of beers and get together on my page for a Farty.
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When someone or something refuses to cooperate, or be a smart, decent human being without an attitude. Farty is pretty much indescribable, you just know when someones being farty, its like a 6th sense.
GOSH, Curly Mophead is soo farty
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Janet said "there's a farty bit of toothpaste left in the tube"
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