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(Pronounced: FAR-tin row-ziss)
1) When you let out a stream of small farts that don’t smell even a little bit but can be either silent, partially silent, or sound like a playing card flickering against the spokes of a bicycle.
2) When you are winning at something trivial, like beating a guy off the line at a green light only to stop 100 feet later at the next red light.
One: “I think I can take this guy, my car’s got more horsepower.”
Two: “ironically, I have gas, so we’re both fartin roses.”
One: “you sick fuck!”
to rain on someone's parade, to diss their set. Reference to cakefarts.com. To disrespect someone so much that you walk into their birthday party, and proceed to deficate on their cake.
we got problems or something? why you be coming up here fartin' on my cake nigga?
When you fart then sniff the air around you to see if it smells bad or not.
E~Ay nigga, You look like you be over there fartin n sniffin.
A~Yeah nigga, Taco farts, i gotta sniff.
Fartin' around the turd is a figure of speech used to imply that somebody or something is wasting time or procrastinating.
This figure of speech comes from the actions of a gaseous individual, who instead of going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce, with just sit there and fart around the turd all afternoon.
"Hey Justin, quit fartin' around the turd, these are open-air cubicles and it's starting to smell like raw sewage in here."
"Hey Joe, quit fartin around the turd and do your taxes already."
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It is when you are with someone in bed, (spooned together) and one farts.
yo, I could't believe just because she ate chilli she was all fartin in da spoon.
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Since he won the lottery he's been fartin' through silk!
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Taking your sweet ass time!
You need to stop pussy fartin around and hurry up!
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